A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
SDLFKJSHDLFH HAHAHAH OMG.
Anonymous asked: What kind of lashes do you use? Like the model & # & stuff. They look so natural looking. + You're super pretty ):
I need to find some Gleek friends.
that's what vy said: How important you think... →
thekiddgabe: LOL I’m a teenager. Education doesn’t mean a thing to me. When I pay taxes I’m not going to need to know how to find the square root of 345. I’m not going to have to graph an ellipse to put food on the table for my family. I don’t need to know when the declaration of independence…
The awkward moment when you're talking to your...
I HATE YOU DANNY AND JAMES. GET OFF MY BED, YOU HOES.
I’m tired of always giving up then trying again. For once, I wish things would go right. I continuously let myself fall back in whenever I’m trying to get out. Things never seem to stay on the same page. I never let myself believe that we could be anything more, but you change that. Yet it’s also you who led me to believe that we’re nothing less. It’s tiring....
It's hard to wait around for something you know...
I hate the fact that you make me happy. Makes it...
What’s wrong feels right. This is like saying “Happiness is not what we want”
If you're looking for someone to love you, start...
I don’t think anything is more nerve-wrecking than waiting for that person to text or call you back. You’re sitting by yourself quietly, waiting to hear your phone vibrate or ring. What sucks the most is when you think you’re in an on-going conversation and you think they would reply, but turns out they don’t. All you want to do is try and get their attention and hope they...
I hate how I can't resist talking to you no matter...
You make me happy.
thekiddgabe: I’m scared to be happy, but you make it so easy. Once they can make you happy, they can also bring you down. They make that seem even easier.
I always wonder why.
I don’t understand why you love the one who doesn’t love you just as much. And why you hurt the one who loves you more than enough.
Anonymous asked: What movie with Bosco?
Anonymous asked: Can't keep my eyes off you.
Anonymous asked: i think you get cuter everytime i see you ;)
Anonymous asked: I don't know why but I get cuter every time I see you.
Let's play 20 questions, I'll answer honestly.
This is just setting myself up for disappointment :(
miiixaaaooo asked: LOOK AT MY MONOLOGUES! WHICH SHOULD I DO??? Im kinda debating between Dying Light and Laughs Last.
Before you can grow up, you must fall in love 3 times. Once, you must fall in...– (via cheapthrilllls)
I just want to crawl under my blanket and cry.
spicygravy: When guys get jealous, it’s cute: When girls get jealous, it’s just plain scary:
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
I know this is the one day you expect the most absolute love from me. I’m sorry that I let you down today. You must feel that it was just another ordinary day and that I don’t appreciate you. I want to treat you as if everyday was Mother’s Day but it’s sad that I have failed to do so. I know you’re upset when I come home late on school days, when I hang out with my...
when your friends think your siblings are nice...
We are teenage girls. When we go home... Our...
It's not the feeling that I can't be with you that...
It’s the fact that I believe you would be happier with someone else. :/
Anonymous asked: You smell good. -LL :D
HI CHRISTINE HO
leannerisms: congratulations lalalala i’m so happy you made it lalalala can’t wait to see you lalalala you so cute lalalala i’ll be your cheerleader lalalal love you awws, sho cute :) i lalalalove you, leann. I’ll cheer for you and make those rainy days shine so much that you’ll get a tan.
Anonymous asked: did you make the team? :D
Anonymous asked: why are you so cute?